The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...