The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.