The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.