The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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