The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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