The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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