The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.