The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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