The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.