The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.