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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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