If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
A policeman arrested two kids on bonfire night. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other one off.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.