If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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The young police recruit was asked..
"What would you do if you were sent to arrest your mother?"
His reply.... "Call for backup."
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Brings little Johny a can to policeman and asks:
Can you please open the can? Policeman knocks at it:
Please open the door, police...
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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