Joke #10137

If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.
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