If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater? A plain clothes police dog!
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."