Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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