Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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