Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.