Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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