Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.