Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.