Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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