Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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