Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.