Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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