Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.