Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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