How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
So she could have shade when she swam across!
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor.
"Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?"
She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
A guy goes to a house of prostitution.
He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand.
He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her.
He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there.
He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."