Joke #1014

How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde

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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, driving, stupid
There's a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There's 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her "Why did you laugh, you could have won." The blonde reply's, "I finally got the first joke."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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has 68.37 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, dirty
There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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has 82.10 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde