Joke #1014

How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!” In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “green side up!” The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing. In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “green side up!” The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?” “I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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