I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop.
She holds up the mirror and looks in it.
Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp.
They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie.
He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.
The redhead went first. "I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!"
"Okay," replied the genie.
And off she went.
Then the brunette went.
"I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!"
And off she went.
The blonde started crying and said, "I wish my friends were back here!"
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.