Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.