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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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