Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.