Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.