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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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