Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.