Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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