Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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