Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.