Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.