Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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