Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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