Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.