Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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