Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.