Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.