Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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