Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.