Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.