Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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