Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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