When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.