When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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