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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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