What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" " The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"