Joke #10176

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, music
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, doctor
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
Vote: has 79.57 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, friendship
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, nerd
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out." The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?" The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
Vote: has 75.73 % from 94 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, marriage, sex
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop. The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works. He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face. He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car. The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal." "Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."
Vote: has 42.03 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, car, mechanic, work
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Vote: has 43.43 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."
Vote: has 80.86 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, money, parrot, phone