What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how?
Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.