Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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