Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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He invites himself.
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It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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