Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.