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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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