Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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