Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.