Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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