Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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