Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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