Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.