Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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