Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.