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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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