Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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