Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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