Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.