Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.