Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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