Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.