Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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