Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king