Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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