Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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