Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.