Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.