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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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