Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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