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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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