Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.