Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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