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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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