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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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