Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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