Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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