Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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