Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.