Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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