Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...