Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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