Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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