Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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