Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"