Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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