Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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