Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.