The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.