The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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