The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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