The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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