The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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