The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.