The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.