The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.