The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.