The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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