Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.