Joke #5672

Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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