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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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