Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.