Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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