Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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