Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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