Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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