Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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