Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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