Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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