Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Vote:
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Vote:
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Vote:
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Vote:
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Vote:
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Vote:
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
Vote:
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it.
Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar.
The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically.
"That's amazing," said the bartender.
"Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby.
"Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
Vote: