Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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