Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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