Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.