Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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