Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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