Joke #5672

Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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