Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.