Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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