Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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