Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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It just doesn't happen.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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