Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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