Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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