Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.