In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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