Joke #7903

In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."

CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

Chuck Norris can watch music.

Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.

They say terror? Look at Chuck.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.

Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.