Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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