Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.