Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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