Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.