Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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