Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.