Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.