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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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