Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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