Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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