Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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