Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.