The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.