The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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