Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.