Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.