Joke #6219

Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Vote:
has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Vote:
has 80.54 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Vote:
has 79.90 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Vote:
has 78.74 % from 2082 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Vote:
has 78.63 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Vote:
has 75.53 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Vote:
has 75.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Vote:
has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Vote:
has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Vote:
has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Vote:
has 71.95 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music