Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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