Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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