Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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