Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.