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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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