Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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