Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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