Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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