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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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