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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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