When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.