There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.