There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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