There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.