There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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