There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.