Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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