Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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