Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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