Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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