Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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