Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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