Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.