Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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