Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.