Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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No Questions asked.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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