Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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