Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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