Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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