Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.