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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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