Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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