Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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