Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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