Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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