Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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