Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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