Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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