Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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