Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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