Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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