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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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