Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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