Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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