Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.