Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.