Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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