Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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