Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.