Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.