Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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