Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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