Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.