Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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