Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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