Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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