When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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