When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.