When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.