When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.