When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.