Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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