Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.