Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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