Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.