Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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