Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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