Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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