Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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