Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.