Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...