Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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They taste like chicken.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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