Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.