Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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