Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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