Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.