Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."