Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.