Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.