Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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