Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.