Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck," the other added.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.