Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?” She said "I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!” “What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?” “A Peke” Replied the woman. “A Peke? How could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?” “I think it got stuck in his throat!” replied the woman.
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.