Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator