Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice