Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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