Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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