Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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