Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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