Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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