Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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