Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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