Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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