Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.