Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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