Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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