Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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