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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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