Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.