Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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