Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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