Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.