Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.