Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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