Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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