Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.