Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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