Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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