Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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