Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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