Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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