The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.