The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.