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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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