The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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