The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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