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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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