The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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