The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.