The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.