The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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