The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.