The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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