The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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