The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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It's not much of a fight....
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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