The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris does.
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One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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