The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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