The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.