The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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It failed miserably.
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Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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