The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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