The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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