Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
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Once there were three turtles.
One day they decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back.
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches."
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
What are cat-erpillars afraid of?
Dog-erpillars.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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