Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol.
She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
Q: What animal has the most kids.
A: A sperm whale.