Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
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A: Slow clowns.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
Vote:
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
Vote:
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."