When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt?
Tricera-bottoms.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed,
"Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
A magician had landed a comfortable job on a cruise ship.
His act was rendered hilarious by his parrot who would ridicule the magician after every trick, saying "Big deal, the cards up his sleeve." or "He put the ball in a hidden floor, the big faker!"
One night the ship began to sink and while confusion reigned, the magician was just barely able to get to a tiny life boat with his beloved parrot.
For two days the magician and parrot floated on the rough seas.
Strangely, the parrot sat on the opposite end of the craft just staring at the magician.
Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot screamed ‘"kay, I give up… where the hell did you put the god damned boat!"
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.