When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
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He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat.
When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat.
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