When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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