Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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