Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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