Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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