Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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