Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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