Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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