Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.