Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.