Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.