Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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