Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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