Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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