Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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