Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.