Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.