Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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