Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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