Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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