Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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