Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.