Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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