Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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