Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.