Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''