Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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