Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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He answered: "Where?"
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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