Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.