Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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