Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.