Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.