Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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