Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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