Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.