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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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