Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.