Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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