Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Vote:
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Vote:
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Vote:
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Vote:
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Vote:
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Vote:
I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!"
They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !