Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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The old man had died.
A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."