Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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