Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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