Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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