Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.