Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.