Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.