Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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