Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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