Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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