Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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