Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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