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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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