Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.