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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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