Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.