Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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