What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.