Joke #9950

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.

Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.

What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"

Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.